Niggas in Congress by Herman Cain
read to the tune of niggas in Paris
Listen to this while reading http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrIlRcaX9mc&sns=tw
We’re gonna campaign to one song, and one song only
(Grope so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me)
So I grope so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me
But first niggas gotta find me
What’s settling out of court for 35k to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?
(Grope so hard) this shit crazy y’all should don’t shit phase me
We could lose every caucus and I look at you like this shit gravy
(Grope so hard) this shit weird your mouth is supposed to be *there*
We ain’t even supposed to be here
It’s only right that I be fair
I’m liable to go psycho…take your pick
Tyson…Jackson…Kobe…all rapists
(Grope so hard) this presidential run got a broke clock
campaigns that losing time behind all these fuck ups
I’m shocked too I should’ve been locked up too
If you escaped what I escaped you’d be on CNN saying dumb shit too
(Grope so hard) my supporters feel jaded
This campaign was a book tour for the first 6 days
Allegations- mistresses putting rust on this Cain train
Bitch behave might let you be the next Ms. Cain.
I’m not up next because I make. Clarence Thomas. Look like. Malcolm X
Chorus
Grope so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me
That shit Cain
She said “Herm can we get married at the mall?”
I told her she gotta crawl before she ball
Come and meet me in the employee stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all
That shit cray. Ain’t it Cain?
What she order? Extra cheese today?
Your campaign so cold. Oh this old thang?
I Act like i know I’ll never be running for president again
Boogie employee grab her hand
Fuck that bitch she don’t want it man
Pardon my French but your hands in my pants (I’m just saying)
Newt Gingrich ain’t do it right if you ask me cuz if i was him i would’ve married Callista and Jackie
Whats racism? My nigga
What’s Libya my killa?
What’s your name again? Bolf Witzer?
Pundits say I’m the illest
Cuz I’m suffering from dumbness
Got my niggas in Congress
And they going gorillas huh?!
